Lot Demotivational Poster
STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...
GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
GRUMPY ONE -
DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.
A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.
ELVISH - The only language in the world in which every word translates to "I'm a virgin".
SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal
START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!
F18 HORNET REPAIRS -
HOW DO YOU KNOW -
TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.
DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all
TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Terrorist Vehicle"
"You look dry.. -
GEAR PROBLEM -
SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.
MONOPOLY SHIRT - Bad day to wear his favourite t-shirt!
FRYING BACON -
MAYDAY! MAYDAY! - I think we located that missing kid!
MY LIFE - It has a great cast but I am still trying to figure out the plot !
HERCULES, HERCULES -
SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN. - So this poor little guy's going straight to Hell? Awwwww...
THE LAST VIEW - They're surely enjoyed their flight.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.
GHOST RIDER YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG -
FIGHTER PILOTS -
THIS KID - Just walks into Mordor.
OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.
SUPERIOR - The mark of a truly superior pilot is the use of his superior judgment to avoid situations requiring the use of his superior skill.
FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.
PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.
THE PLOT - Pick it up at our Lost & Found department
HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.
JUST A SUGGESTION -
SKILLS - Developed over time
SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.
HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please
AMERICA - Taking sloth to a whole new level
SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.
WHERE ARE YOU? - When your laxative starts working...
WOMEN PILOTS -
THINGS COULD BE.... -
NAVAL AIR STRATEGY -
FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.
HAPPENS EVERY TIME -
INVESTMENT ADVICE -
IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION
PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.
FIGHTER PILOTS -
BROMANCE - Here's your girlfriend's necklace. I saved it for you.
ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY -
PRIORITIES - Sometimes it's better to plan ahead. But then again stuff wouldn't be so much damn fun!
X-RAY VISION -
HE WHO DEMANDS -
THE PILOT/CO PILOT RELATIONSHIP - "After both engines stopped working the co pilot managed to survive by parachute although the pilots seatbelt was mysteriously stuck so he reached the ground in a ball of fire... Oh Really?
WE'LL LOOK BACK AND LAUGH -
IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING - Especially when you do it with friends .
DESPAIR - Is the price one pays For setting oneself An impossible aim.
THE GUILLOTINE - The only thing from France to ever kill somthing.
THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!
I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING - The Wicked Witch of the west took a job as a pilot
GUILLOTINE - For when you need a creative way to kill someone.
LIFE IN CAMELOT -
MISGUIDED OPINION - BUT CONSIDER THE SOURCE
Take off my Dress -
DRIVE CAREFUL ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR TICKETS -
DRONES - Telling a fighter pilot how much more cooler they are Will get him to show you the secret Ejection Seat.
A NEW WOMAN - Getting a new woman is like joining the army. You get a new hair cut, new clothes, And you get information on a need-to-know basis
Hitler Clothing -
DONALD DUCK STYLE - A new look that will quack you up!
LOTTERY BUDGET -
YOU - SHALL NOT PASS!!!
WITH THIS RING - I thee wed
"SPEED IS ON THEIR SIDE" - Said Gandalf... "They are none too swift"
THE LOTUS - Born In Water, Grows in Water But Rises To Stand Above The Water Unsoiled ... So, I, Born on the World, Raised on the World, Having Overcome the World, Live On It Unsoiled ...
WHEN YOU SMILE - I'll know you're plotting something that I must be involved in
POWER-BALL.... - better odds of getting hit by lightning twice
DIVERSION - You hold their attention, Sloth, and I'll get us dinner!
PROCRASTINATION - Because when you wait 'till the last minute for a babysitter beggars can't be choosers
ENGLISH GRAMMAR FAIL - This is what happens when you miss classes to become a designer.
GANDALF - None shall pass!
WHAT?! - Why does he want ME?! The worst I've ever done to him is.... Oh
THE COCKPIT JUST GOT SMALLER -
THE CORSET DRESS -
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