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STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

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Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Godd*** typos!


GLASGOW NEDS - now THAT is fashion!


TAGS: glasgow ned retard bad clothes ****head
Rating: 2.4/5

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dee - August 7, 2009, 5:49 am
it stands for non educated delinquents, scottish chavs basically.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 7:36 pm
What are "Neds"?


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

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Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the ph**o.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


SLOTH -




GRUMPY ONE -


TAGS: plotting revenge is sweet enough
Rating: 4.91/5

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CaptainBaked - April 25, 2011, 9:34 pm
Yeah I was actually thinking about that poster while I was making this! Too funny...
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:51 pm
A common theme... 132688
TheOne - April 25, 2011, 4:26 pm
Heheh


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


A NAGGING WIFE - Means that she still cares. It is when she gives you the silent treatment that she is plotting your gruesome murder.




ELVISH - The only language in the world in which every word translates to "I'm a virgin".


TAGS: larp elvish legolas lotr
Rating: 2.39/5

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nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:30 pm
MAD sack time bro
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
rudeee
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
mean
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
haha wrong
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:28 pm
no that is not true
corbett06 - August 11, 2010, 9:07 am
you have a point nand but i bet he was getting mad sack time after those movies
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 6:23 pm
She'd be cute if the eyebrows weren't so dark.
Zealot - March 18, 2010, 4:00 pm
i think the guy was onto something


SLOTHS - It's really something To get photobombed By the world's slowest mammal




START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!


TAGS: baby weird clothing wtf
Rating: 3.33/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 1:02 pm
Open your mind, Quaid.


F18 HORNET REPAIRS -


TAGS: mechanics pilots
Rating: 5/5

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FangKitt3n - March 31, 2012, 3:14 pm
My masterchief would have shat bricks if my guys were working like that...
Airman - March 30, 2012, 5:43 pm
wouldn't all fit on my little form
ughomer - March 30, 2012, 4:50 pm
Airman ~ great rendition of this joke. Entire version is at http://www.tensionnot.com/jokes/customer_service_jokes/pilot_and_aircraft_mechanic (e.g., Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield. Technician: Live bugs on back-order.


HOW DO YOU KNOW -


TAGS: airforce pilots humble
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 2:19 am
In that case, I got to get new friends! Lol


ADHD -


TAGS: ocelot distracted humor
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - January 23, 2012, 1:37 pm

Thank you, RL!~
Reality Lord - January 23, 2012, 1:32 pm

lolz...cute :)


TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




FORTUNATELY -


TAGS: lot of countries left
Rating: 4.94/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:21 pm
Clever as hell.
aktarian - December 4, 2011, 12:18 pm
To say this is funny is no lie, Israel!
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:06 am
Airman, awesome captioning. First lul of the day. 5L
panic8 - November 4, 2010, 7:54 pm
Good... German(y), Bavaria(n) and Suebia(n) make not even a bad pun!


DUCT TAPE - The one ring to rule them all


TAGS: duct ***e lotr lord rings
Rating: 4.78/5

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BanFhiosaiche777 - March 19, 2012, 4:22 pm
A clue please? I married a contractor & thought I'd heard just about all the "duct" (duck sic) ***e jokes out there but I'm a little dense I guess, could be something due to age? I don't know when it happened but I woke-up one morning .............
yifme - March 7, 2012, 9:36 pm
One ***e in silver to bind them
carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Terrorist Vehicle"


TAGS: camel parking lot
Rating: 2.71/5

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Koradan - February 2, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey! I am --so-- registered!!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yeah. It must be the Mazda. No one would fill a camel with diesel and blow it up. It's probably worth more.
Chadley - December 16, 2009, 7:22 pm
Is it the Mazda?


"You look dry.. -


TAGS: lotion
Rating: 4.73/5
Gh0st781 - September 26, 2015, 2:32 pm
Apparently I wasn't logged in when I made this one. Meh..
JesusWept - September 25, 2015, 10:01 am
It refers to "Silence Of The Lambs".
motinet - September 25, 2015, 8:34 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ
concern3 - September 25, 2015, 6:36 am
Silence MissPriss, do not let this man buffalo you
MissPriss - September 24, 2015, 11:48 pm
Either I don't this one either or if I read between the lines this is definitely a plus side poster.


GEAR PROBLEM -


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.


SLOTH BEAR - The ultimate foe.




MONOPOLY SHIRT - Bad day to wear his favourite t-shirt!


TAGS: clothes funny
Rating: 4.44/5

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FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the h** oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


MAYDAY! MAYDAY! - I think we located that missing kid!


TAGS: pilot kid plane
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:12 pm
I suppose that I've been too busy...I've never seen this. Funny one it is!
ughomer - March 20, 2012, 6:07 pm
Now you tell me! Sorry 'bout dat.
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 3:26 pm
this pictures been used way to many times


MY LIFE - It has a great cast but I am still trying to figure out the plot !


TAGS: my lfe great casr plot
Rating: 4.28/5

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OSA - April 17, 2012, 8:07 am
And remember that a trilogy has 5 parts!!
Nissta - April 16, 2012, 6:53 pm
Only If you remember your TOWEL!!
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:10 pm
the plot is 42


CHANCE -


TAGS: pzy chance lottery tickets dying
Rating: 4.86/5

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Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:48 am
I guess it'5 true


HERCULES, HERCULES -


TAGS: pilots thats my girl
Rating: 5/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
thats most likely the funniest thing iv read in months.
andnowforme0 - November 10, 2010, 11:48 pm
lol silly fighter jocks think they're better than a bomber that has enough bombs to destroy a nation in one flight.
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
sweet! 5 nautical miles for you
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:53 pm
Heheh, yep and 4x as long in the air (pointing to watch)
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
very awesome, 5L
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L air!


SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN. - So this poor little guy's going straight to Hell? Awwwww...


TAGS: sloth deadly sin hell
Rating: 4.8/5

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pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:07 am
Thanks cynic.
pickleviper - May 27, 2012, 9:06 am
No idea, Kyronic. I guess it needs further research.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2012, 1:13 am
Nice! 5 lazy lions.
Kyronic - May 26, 2012, 8:48 pm
Don't sloths defecate out of there skin or something?


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE - between a fighter pilot and his aircraft? The plane stops whining when you shut down the engines.


TAGS: pilots
Rating: 4.18/5

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THE LAST VIEW - They're surely enjoyed their flight.


TAGS: airplane pilot funny fail
Rating: 4.18/5

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7053 - July 8, 2011, 9:37 am
Cheers,and welcome to hell.


GHOST RIDER YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG -




FIGHTER PILOTS -




THIS KID - Just walks into Mordor.




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


SUPERIOR - The mark of a truly superior pilot is the use of his superior judgment to avoid situations requiring the use of his superior skill.


TAGS: superior pilot
Rating: 4.86/5

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Derek - June 20, 2011, 6:13 pm
Sounds like something Airman would say.
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 9:13 am
keep 'em coming...


FLYING - Dude, Did you see our pilot before boarding? I'm sure he'll take us straight up.




PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.


TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

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Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})


THE PLOT - Pick it up at our Lost & Found department


TAGS: plot cosplay lost found
Rating: 1.6/5

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auda - August 31, 2008, 7:09 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, MIT's version of Shakespeare's Macbeth!


HI MOM - I think I've just failed my Pilot's Exam.




JUST A SUGGESTION -


TAGS: lotr frodo gandalf ring
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 3:35 pm
Gandalf is so tight-fisted with his magic, it's annoying. When the characters meet certain doom, it's not a question of whether or not they'll survive, it's whether not Gandalf will intervene.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:44 pm
Nah, Sauron would've seen them coming and sent the Nazgul to intercept, and the whole "under cover" thing would've been blown. Then again, I guess that would be no more risky than what they did.. hmm..
Kenn141 - January 5, 2011, 2:41 pm
You know we were all thinking it!


INTERPRETATION -


TAGS: sloth
Rating: 4.31/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:05 pm
The cure for bigotry is for black cats to hump some white p****? If only it were that easy, it'd be solved decades ago.


SKILLS - Developed over time


TAGS: beer lots old
Rating: 3.83/5

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SINK HOLES - They're damn sneaky.




HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please




AMERICA - Taking sloth to a whole new level


TAGS: america sloth level
Rating: 3.45/5

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Boop - July 4, 2009, 4:49 pm
Okay, that's just f***ing pathetic.


SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.


TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist a**ociation.


WHERE ARE YOU? - When your laxative starts working...


TAGS: boromir lotr laxative
Rating: 2.32/5

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DarthMalicious - March 10, 2011, 8:24 am
That armor better be S**t stain proof....or he will be the laughing stock of the Fellowship
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 7:13 pm
Maybe it will help him into Mordor
RRCCmom - October 14, 2008, 10:42 am
Been there man! I hope he can make it back to Gondor in time!


WOMEN PILOTS -


TAGS: women plane air plane pilot crash
Rating: 1.67/5

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Jmac0585 - July 30, 2009, 5:19 pm
Perfectionists: So miserable about the failures in their own life, they derive their only happiness when they point out the mistakes of others. see: Spelling Nazis.
knowitall - July 30, 2009, 5:09 pm
morons: don't know the difference between a noun (women) and an adjective (female)


THINGS COULD BE.... -




NAVAL AIR STRATEGY -




FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.


TAGS: hardcore wrestling that is with clothing
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - May 24, 2010, 1:51 pm
Enjoy the mercury poisoning the morons!


HAPPENS EVERY TIME -




INVESTMENT ADVICE -


TAGS: investment advice by lots of beer and enjoy
Rating: 3.82/5

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Anonymous2 - May 18, 2010, 10:49 pm
CANADA, based on your current cost for a 24 pack, this process described would bring you $53.30. Now, if you threw a party and charged $5 a head to consume said beer, that would only add to your investment.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
24 of that here is 45 bucks :(
Anonymous2 - May 13, 2010, 7:33 pm
Unless 6-packs were 2.80, 12 packs were 5.60, or 24 packs were 11.20, your math is wrong there.


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

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R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.




FIGHTER PILOTS -


TAGS: ph**o op pilot
Rating: 4.84/5

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Greeny - February 28, 2011, 8:02 pm
Taxes hard at work
Greeny - February 28, 2011, 8:02 pm
Taxes hard at work


AFTERBURNERS -


TAGS: f18 pilot navy airman takeoff
Rating: 4.61/5

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forseti - May 25, 2011, 4:17 pm
I love it!!


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


BROMANCE - Here's your girlfriend's necklace. I saved it for you.


TAGS: legolas aragorn lotr bromance romance
Rating: 4.56/5

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Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 11:25 am
Very bromantic! I 5'd it as well...
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 9:17 am
5cores, 5chmores, the word play on the title is creative talent Keep it comin’, goobienicole
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:04 am

sorry to see the low score. i really liked this poster. simple....direct...funny. 5 from me.


ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY -


TAGS: pilots f18
Rating: 4.14/5

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EvilFox302 - May 6, 2011, 6:25 am
Amen on this one.
MPsniper - April 29, 2011, 5:41 am
EJECT...EJECT...EJECT. only one powerplant is in burner. a little thrust imbalance?


PRIORITIES - Sometimes it's better to plan ahead. But then again stuff wouldn't be so much damn fun!




DESTINY -




REGRET -




X-RAY VISION -


TAGS: x ray vision through clothes pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - January 30, 2011, 7:38 am

5 despite the unnecessary error in spelling. lol


HE WHO DEMANDS -


TAGS: pilots aviation b1 nellisafb
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 10:49 pm
He isn't on Motifake anymore?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 26, 2013, 7:28 pm
Airman is retired now but he was definitely a pilot....We really miss him around here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 26, 2013, 3:45 am
I'm not quite sure, but judging by your avatar, username, and the majority of your awesome posters... I'd have to say you're an actual pilot.


THE PILOT/CO PILOT RELATIONSHIP - "After both engines stopped working the co pilot managed to survive by parachute although the pilots seatbelt was mysteriously stuck so he reached the ground in a ball of fire... Oh Really?




WE'LL LOOK BACK AND LAUGH -


TAGS: vintage fashion computer woman clothes
Rating: 5/5

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vulture - February 20, 2012, 10:24 pm
Oops - my bad. Elnett with two 'T's
djrcreative - February 11, 2012, 7:24 am
Elnet? Is that a type of interwebs? LOL! Bit before my time. However, the 80s had massively teased hair held by Aqua Net, and the 90s had poofy bangs. So...it's just a matter of time before history repeats itself. ;)
vulture - February 11, 2012, 1:56 am
Ah, yes! "Big Hair"... an hour of backcombing and a whole can of Elnet!
djrcreative - February 10, 2012, 1:53 pm
Thanks. :D
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 12:36 pm
g55d run daniel :)


IT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING - Especially when you do it with friends .




DESPAIR - Is the price one pays For setting oneself An impossible aim.




PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's


PRAYER -


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.


THE GUILLOTINE - The only thing from France to ever kill somthing.


TAGS: france guillotine frrench kill
Rating: 3.19/5

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BurpingJack - December 10, 2009, 11:32 am
The good old days!
Derek - December 9, 2009, 4:43 am
Yes, their cooking is pretty good :-)


THE BARON - It's at Twelve O'Clock!




I'M MELTING, I'M MELTING - The Wicked Witch of the west took a job as a pilot


TAGS: witch airline pilot
Rating: 2.22/5

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Verdeckt - July 2, 2011, 9:18 pm
That reminds me, tonight's pizza night. Think I'll go with extra pepperoni.


GUILLOTINE - For when you need a creative way to kill someone.




LIFE IN CAMELOT -




MISGUIDED OPINION - BUT CONSIDER THE SOURCE


TAGS: looks alot like mord
Rating: 4.88/5

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ughomer - November 7, 2012, 12:47 am
Will do, Caveman. Thanks.
caveman - November 6, 2012, 9:03 pm
would also go good on sportingbreakdown


Take off my Dress -




DRIVE CAREFUL ON THE WAY TO GET YOUR TICKETS -


TAGS: gambling calendar lottery math suckdiddliuckiness
Rating: 4.62/5

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mariand - March 24, 2012, 8:22 am
lol


DRONES - Telling a fighter pilot how much more cooler they are Will get him to show you the secret Ejection Seat.




A NEW WOMAN - Getting a new woman is like joining the army. You get a new hair cut, new clothes, And you get information on a need-to-know basis


TAGS: you get a new hair cut new clothes
Rating: 4.41/5

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rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:57 am

How many people re up for a 2nd tour?
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:17 am
Nice. 5L


Hitler Clothing -


TAGS: hitler nazi clothing fashion
Rating: 4.33/5

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K0rNb4LL - July 23, 2013, 9:19 am
Lol, I remember this store being in the news.


DONALD DUCK STYLE - A new look that will quack you up!




LOTTERY BUDGET -




YOU - SHALL NOT PASS!!!


TAGS: lotr girl quotation gandalf movie
Rating: 4.21/5

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dootndo2 - April 26, 2011, 10:49 pm
I use this every time we play Nexus Wars on SC2. Brilliant!
Benlulz - November 13, 2010, 5:01 pm
rofl


WITH THIS RING - I thee wed




"SPEED IS ON THEIR SIDE" - Said Gandalf... "They are none too swift"




THE LOTUS - Born In Water, Grows in Water But Rises To Stand Above The Water Unsoiled ... So, I, Born on the World, Raised on the World, Having Overcome the World, Live On It Unsoiled ...


TAGS: lotus life water world unsoiled
Rating: 3.89/5

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Rick69 - January 13, 2012, 7:33 pm
Thank you... (^_^) ... a compliment from the person who inspired me to do motifakes... :)
LiquidAngel - January 13, 2012, 6:30 pm
Very nice.


WHEN YOU SMILE - I'll know you're plotting something that I must be involved in


TAGS: smile plot
Rating: 3.81/5

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POWER-BALL.... - better odds of getting hit by lightning twice


TAGS: lotto
Rating: 3.75/5

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DIVERSION - You hold their attention, Sloth, and I'll get us dinner!




PROCRASTINATION - Because when you wait 'till the last minute for a babysitter beggars can't be choosers


TAGS: this looks a lot like my childhood cat max and really hits me
Rating: 3.69/5

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Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:37 am
THE LEFTOVERS If you can't figure out how to open the fridge door, you might as well use them to frame the dog.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
Nice work CpnKangaroo.


ENGLISH GRAMMAR FAIL - This is what happens when you miss classes to become a designer.


TAGS: fail grammar english clothes brazil
Rating: 2.31/5

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maverick1 - January 12, 2011, 7:10 pm
OH NOES! ENGRISH!


GANDALF - None shall pass!




WHAT?! - Why does he want ME?! The worst I've ever done to him is.... Oh


TAGS: cat plot what kill
Rating: 1.71/5


THE COCKPIT JUST GOT SMALLER -


TAGS: pilots co pilits
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 10:04 pm
You know, they say it’s safer to fly in an airplane, however, a comedian once said that if the engine fails, at least in a car you don’t drop several thousand feet.
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:10 pm
This could also go to MilitaryLulz.


COMFORT -


TAGS: protective clothing for the insane
Rating: 4.94/5

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Reality Lord - November 28, 2010, 2:46 pm

somebody has been feeding this guy timmy's for breakfast. real nice monkey!
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 1:18 pm
That's why we've got to get out of here... before he lets loose the marmosets on us!


AIRPOWER -


TAGS: f5 pilot
Rating: 4.76/5

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LOTTERY -


TAGS: lottery marriage tax
Rating: 4.42/5

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mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:45 pm
Oh, you'll pay the taxes, but not to the state...


OPTIMISM -


TAGS: arrogance is my co pilot
Rating: 4.38/5

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Bones9 - May 2, 2010, 7:05 pm
Legendary
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:03 pm
Sean, The Stud Muffin...in theaters June 15th...5L


THE CORSET DRESS -


TAGS: clothed babes day poster
Rating: 4.17/5

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Derek - March 3, 2010, 11:52 pm
Victorian haute couture. Classy :})
spacedog - March 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Nice. Extra points for the tartan.
rerun - March 3, 2010, 7:31 pm

something very ***y about the corset, as long as the right woman is wearing it


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